Classic Nerd Adult Kit

Listen up, poindexter, dressing like a nerd isn't going to bestow upon you superintelligence. Your first smart choice, though: perusing the items we have for sale on our website. The Nerd Adult Kit comes with the items you're going to need in order to fool your classmates into thinking that you're much smarter than you actually are: black and yellow criss-cross suspenders, big, red plaid bowtie, and glass frames. Don't go trying to infiltrate the nerd's social group, though, because, unlike you, they're smart and will see through your disguise.