Black Mini Cowboy Hat

Well, howdy there, pardner! The next time you're blazing the trails on your mule Ceviche and having a rootin'--tootin' ol' time, you'll wanna be wearin' the Black Mini Cowboy Hat. No cowpoke should ever be out in the desert under the blistering heat without the proper headgear. We're talking heat so goshdarn blistering that it puts grandma's famous bowel-maiming chili to shame. I reckon you'll do the smart thing and add this essential piece to your saddlebag... umm, I mean cart. I almost failed to mention that this cowboy hat has a silver and black band around it, along with a constable's badge, so that all the folk in town know that you're the lawman who keeps the peace by keeping all the banditos and desperados at bay. I know this description seems like it's going on 'till the cows come home, but we're reaching the end of this here noose, boy howdy. In short, you won't be disappointed with this purchase. Thank you for patronizing our online general store. Ride off into the sunset, weary traveler, and of course, Happy trails, pardner.